drinkyourjuiceshelby:

nudityandnerdery:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

losingvienna:

janothar:

shatterstag:

discourser-of-kruphix:

hentairobot:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

I call it the wristfucker.

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

THIS IS STUPID

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

My finest creation.

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

loss.lightsaber

this website is a cesspool. i love it.

sharkiethedork:

zagreus:

blue-at-heart:

zagreus:

vulcannic:

for $9.99 a month you get to see my 312 drafts i have saved over the past 10 years on this site

you are like a little baby. watch this

OK YOU WIN BUT AT WHAT COST

$9.99 a month

thatsoneforamerica:

ssskeletonsoffun:

themistrustfulmistress:

brainstatic:

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

Originally posted by relatablepicturesofaleks

Gotta do everything myself around here

gayjaytodd:

guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don’t feel guilty abt pleasure, I’m not catholic

quotemadness:

“The secret to happiness…be satisfied and be grateful.”

— Mitch Albom